I'm Sam and I live in England. If I'm not on Tumblr I'm probably reading or writing or playing guitar or bass. I will however drop any of that to talk to you.

 

Last night I watched the Lego Movie.

It’s quite good, but I was supper annoyed that Wild Style spent the whole film being the most badass character on screen, then at the end got permission from Batman to choose her own romantic partner.

The fuck is that?!

jaybiggsthegreat:

vandalyzm:

fat-feminist:

whatwouldmommywear:

africa-will-unite:

“I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to.” Chris Rock

Well, America in a nutshell

“The black man gotta fly to get somethin’ the white man can walk to.”

Absolute genius way to put it

Damn good point ;-)

jaybiggsthegreat:

vandalyzm:

fat-feminist:

whatwouldmommywear:

africa-will-unite:

“I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to.” Chris Rock

Well, America in a nutshell

The black man gotta fly to get somethin’ the white man can walk to.”

Absolute genius way to put it

Damn good point ;-)

What happens the night after you’re the most drunk you’ve ever been? You’re the most hungover you’ve ever been. Maybe even still slightly drunk.

This shift is gunna suck.

I am drunk blogging liiikiike seven hours before I have to be back at work. 

I hope I’m still dunk when I get to work. It’s the only way to cope in that shit hole.

i did it. i took my socks off. van i get a hell yeah1

if google couldnt remember my password i couldnt drunk blg. blame google.

this is the drunket ive ever been. I cant even take my socks off. i needed this. oblivion. sweet oblivion.

City And Colour - Waiting (Live)

I still want to be Dallas Green when I grow up, but I’d settle for being able to coax that tone out of my shitty guitar amp. 

City And Colour - Thirst (Acoustic)

When I grow up I want to be Dallas Green.

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

just because the end is sad doesn’t mean the journey wasn’t worth it.

Letters to Louisa - Samuel Lewis. (via okay-doke)

Letters To Louisa AKA My Shitty Novel. I guess I shouldn’t be so hard on it. Some of the writing is adequate, but the plotting is freaking woeful. 

I’ve made it as a writer. My shitty novel just got quoted on someone’s blog. 

Current word count: 35,157. 

Just delivered the big twist, and I think I did so in an adequate manner. Just not sure how to handle what comes next. I don’t know how the rest of the cast would handle it. 

mari-ass:

feat:

when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs

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but how do you become a fan of a band? BY HEARING ONE OR TWO SONGS!!! like jesus guys, get your head out of your superior complex ass. 

you have no right to define what a fan is. if someone calls themselves a fan, they are a fan. it really is that simple. 

Tumblr, why do you do that thing where when someone says something funny, you then say it again but bold?

It’s so nonsensical. 

You wouldn’t do it if you saw a stand up comedian or something. And if you did it would be precisely as annoying there as it is here.